12/4/10 - Hey, Pirates, new and old. What are you doing right now? Are you taping pennies to traffic cones? Exchanging secret mama shabooboo gifts? Dressing in Voodoo formal wear? You should be. Voodoo Day, cats. Keeping ridiculous and offensive religious stereotyping alive since 1847. Don't mess with Texas.

~Kari "Never Say Die" Aldrich

10/28/10 - Same day, new updates, cheap movie. Okay, bitches. The current list of cast and crew is available, along with an updated listing of Old Pirates (ie, alumni). Then I got distracted watching old videos. Baby versions of Matt, Ash, Jamie and Jeff? How could I resist? How can you? Go on. Watch them. And clear your schedule on February 12th, for what is sure to be show in which things occur. C'mon, now. Your calendar's just aching for an appointment with piracy.

~Kari "Mastering the Web Like Some Kind of Spiderwoman" Aldrich

10/28/10 - Ha-HA. More change a-brewin'. Not to give anything away. Peel your eyeballs. There will be no warnings.

~Matt "Actually Kari" Sears

11/4/08 - Hoorah for the big change! Though the site may look the same, we've left the safe harbor of Alfred University's people.alfred.edu subdomain and entered the harsh open waters of the world wide web. This is pretty exciting to us, for several almost negligible reasons. We're still going to celebrate. Yesterday, we also put out the first issue of The Pirat Lux! If you missed out on getting a paper copy somewhere on campus, you can download your own here. I'll even let you print it out.

~Matt "Things Are Getting Done!" Sears

10/17/08 - The new intro is up on our videos page, enjoy. I also updated the cast list, though it may change a little as I hear from people that I spelled their name wrong or forgot to put them on, whatever. I'll be keeping this up to date with info on the next show as it becomes available and look for added news and features relating to the much-discussed (only among The Pirates) Pirat Lux and the much-listened-to (100,000+ listeners!) Pirate Radio show every Friday from 7 to 8. And finally, I extend a very profound and heartfelt apology to you all for the first show of the season. We had to get all the bad out of the way. It's smooth pillaging from here on out.

~Matt "I Wrote The Overly-Complex Scripts You Didn't Like" Sears

8/11/08 - All of the videos to date should be up as of today. I also did some reformatting on a majority of the pages to try and assure that the text wouldn't run over onto the navbar. Hopefully, I was successful. We're all looking forward to seeing you all this coming year and be sure not to miss the shows! Keep looking for updates.

~Matt "Finally Got That Crap Done" Sears

2/19/08 - I spent several hours uploading the videos with the terrible connection in the apartments but all of the videos from last year Jared could lay hands on for me are there and I made them videos pages so you can get to them all from here. Enjoy!

~Matt "Middle Name" Sears

2/18/08 - Look! An update! The alumni page, linked off of the cast and crew page, is complete and the current cast and crew are almost finished. I also updated the video pages for the newest old videos like The Bear Fight and such.

I'm giving the youtube information to Jared so he can put the videos up directly since the hassle of file formats and transfers has kept us from bothering to put up anything for the past long time.

No information on what the next show holds yet but I will try and remember to update the preview page when we have some appreciable work done on it.

~ Matt "Procrastination Nation" Sears

11/29/06 - The video page is finished and all the videos currently uploaded are there. Our new videos will be put up as soon as possible.

~ Matt "I Need a Life" Sears

11/29/06 - Show coming up this saturday, dare to be there! Now that the website is up to date it will be kept so for all our shows as they come along. Surf back here for show updates, sneak previews of upcoming, and even links to our old videos. More content to come as I straighten out our cast members and videos and stuff.

~ Matt "The Webmaster" Sears

11/29/06 - I am awesome.

~ Ash

11/29/06 - There'll be titties in the next show.

~ Jamie "That's a Lie" Walsh