Pirate Theater Auditions - Pirate Theater holds auditions for the 2005 season, see what crazy antics they are up to this time.

The First Beer Run - Alfred 1849... After the alchohol spring froze durring the cold winter King Alfred's best team sets out on a quest to a neighboring town to get beer.

The Life of a Beer - Follow the life of a lone Keystone as it is seperated from its case. This is the adventure of a beer's lifetime.

Flaming Sock Puppets... Go to the Meat Factory - You just have to watch it.

Weapon of Choice - Pirate Theater redoes Christopher Walken's amazing performance from Fat Boy Slim's "Weapon of Choice."

Amputate - Join Pirate Theater as they introduce Dr. Hacknslash and his patented new weight loss program.

Pirate Party Massacre - The 70's and 80's were filled with cheap, low budget slasher films. Of course, Pirate Theater has to go there as well. Check out them in all thier hillariousityizum (you need a PhD to pronounce that so don't hurt yourself) as they are hunted down by a Pirate Theater hater. An epic so large it is in two seperate parts.

Accidental Homicide - Watching this video may make you an unwitting accessory to murder.

Pirate Theater Confessions Pt. 1 - You probably never cared but you'll certainly never believe the tales from the dark past of the cast.

How To Make Your Own Pirate Theater Website - SEE! I stated right there that I'd probably never update! I warned you, deal with it. I made this bed, you lie in it.

Moments of Near Gay Porn - Aaalmost... Almost... Damn!

The Bear Fight - The title says it all. Seriously, that's all their is to it except for badass nerf guns and a cameo by The Hobbit.

Old Intro Video - I don't actually know what year this was made for originally but it's from just before we made the '06-'07 intro.

'06-'07 Intro Video - Uh, the name says it all.

'07 Intro Video - Put together at the beginning of the '07-'08 academic year.

Another Moment of Near Gay Porn - Fair's fair. Gotta give the girls a chance.

Pirate Theater Confessions Part Deux - Everyone you wish was in the first one and none of the people you saw in the first and don't want to again!

Night of the Living Piñata - Look! I actually found the alt-# for ñ!

Soundtracks, The Spice of Life - Jeff O. puts on his most convincing beard and presents his latest late-night discovery.

Welcome to '07-'08 - The video to welcome everyone back for our '07-'08 season. It chronicles the half hour of work that goes into putting together a Pirate Theater performance.

The R.A. Ven - Ash has the fright of his life. A rather easy feat to accomplish considering he checks under his bed every night for the boogey man or FNL members.

Campus Safety Announcement - Alfred University is a damn dangerous place. Don't be fooled by the statistics and cheery rural atmosphere, TAKE PRECAUTION! We'll show you how.

Farewell to Jeff - Jeff was one of the funniest cast members this generation of Pirate Theater has been lucky to know. He had to be a bastard and finish his degree, though, so we're robbed of his talent. We soldier on, but couldn't without giving him a special sending off.

Fruit Golf '08 - Fruit Golfing Day is a Pirate Theater tradition we have been remiss in celebrating for a couple years now. So, when we got back to it we decided to film it and give everyone a little peek into our stupid lives offstage after one of the shows. Enjoy!

Bored - The title says it all. Matt looks for something to do with all the free time slacking off allows him. The beginning is a continuation of the sketch that was performed onstage before the video. We had a couple transitions like that in the show as sort of an homage to Monty Python. Might as well honor if we can't measure up. Enjoy!

A Bunch of Videos - The beginning pretty much explains it all. We may do more of these seeing as they're easy, damn fun, and we have a lot of ideas too short to stand on their own as sketches or videos.

Intro '08-'09 - The new intro, concept from Moss. We took input for each fight scene from 99% of the cast of Pirate Theater. 1% we ignored because they were stupid.